kl is depressing.
Sunday, 29 November 2009
kl is depressing.
This is all im gonna post abt New Moon.
havent really looked forward to it
cause... the main actor and actress arent hot.
thats all i have to say
Pavvie tmrw for New Moon.
other cinemas totally suck.
Peter Facinelli!
sexy guy with a sexy name:D
Saturday, 28 November 2009
WARNING: DO NOT LAUGH at this column. Readers who do so are acting entirely at their own risk and we assume no responsibility for injuries caused by the reading thereof.
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But when a fresh-off-the-boat tourist enters the restaurant, communication gets difficult. Monolingual English speakers from America, for example, “hear” Asian-English words differently.
Fast food server: Harlowelcumkaneye L. pyoo?
Customer: What?
Fast food server: Harlowelcumkaneye L. pyoo?
Customer: Er, yes, I’d like one cheeseburger please.
Fast food server: Dull Swiss wit Baygon?
Customer: Excuse me?
Fast food server: Dull Swiss wit Baygon?
Customer: Oh, no, I don’t want a double-Swiss with Baygon, I mean bacon. I just want a normal cheeseburger.
Fast food server: Humbugger wit jees. Setter Al Eckart?
Customer: Pardon me?
Fast food server: Setter Al Eckart?
Customer: Ah, got it. A La carte, please.
Fast food server: One-for-rice wee tat?
Customer: No, I don’t want rice, thank you very much.
Fast food server: One-for-rice wee tat!
Customer: Oh, yes, please, I want fries with that.
Fast food server: Smormy dyumludj?
Customer: I’m sorry, would you mind…?
Fast food server: Smormy dyumludj. U juan smor, me, dyum, ludj?
Customer: Medium.
Fast food server: Ad too duller soup a size.
Customer: What?
Fast food server: Ad too duller soup a size.
Customer: Not supersized, thanks. I’m fat enough already, ha ha!
Fast food server: Wad rink u juan?
Customer: Fresh orange juice, please.
Fast food server: Fray soringe ad too duller. Chippa u buy set.
Customer: Okay, gimme a set.
Fast food server: Wit set you juan?
Customer: Cheeseburger.
Fast food server: Dull Swiss wit Baygon set?
Customer: Excuse me?
Fast food server: You juan dull Swiss wit Baygon set?
Customer: No, I don’t want – actually, maybe I do want Baygon. At least it would kill my appetite.
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In Asia, traffic lights have the same colours as elsewhere on the planet, but the meanings differ. Green means go. Amber means go faster. Red means put your foot flat on the floor and go through at twice the speed of light (because then no one can see you).
(this is the best rendition i've ever seen)
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Here are the Five Best Things About The Two Months When SARS Ruled Asia.
3. Elevator-users in Asia stopped jabbing the “door close” button because they didn’t want to touch anything.
5. If you wanted more personal space, all you had to do was cough.
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off to bed now.
zblek, my new answer to everything.
Friday, 27 November 2009
had the worst thanksreceiving dinner.
and have the worst mum in the world.
ever.
dont dare to challenge.
craziness, up another level.
Wednesday, 25 November 2009
i'm sorry, i take that back.
hope you forgive me :)
new moon was supposed to come this summer.instead it did what we students do best.
procrastinate.
anywahy. i was browsing through my archive. and remembered about a little
something.
Happy Birthday too!
1. the results for PMR and UEC arent out yet, but i have a feeling that i'll ace e'em ;)
2. i DID pump some weight. but they honestly dont really show. anyway, whats important is that i feel fitter ;D
3. BOOHOO ASEAN DIDNT EVEN WANT ME TO PARTICIPATE IN THE SCHOLARSHIP EXAM! D;
4. fuck shit. too busy this year. honestly, if i had spent every sunday swimming, and then loitering around there, my results wudnt be as nice as they are. *winks*
5. refer to (4.)
so. those were my 2009's new years resolutions.
i guess i didnt stick to it.
so how was urs?
omg omg omg i just stumbled upon a new blogging platform!!
AND a new fashion blog!!
seems i'm so very ancient. D:
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